Pick ups and let downs!

I am not the greatest when it comes to picking up girls in clubs, pubs or anywhere else most of the women I have met, I think, were taken by my natural charm, wicked sense of humour and "bedroom eyes"! Actually I am not too sure how what caught their attention, I am just glad that it did.
I came across a few pick up lines and wondered if they ever worked? I have never used a line for fear of having a drink spilt, being slapped or worse the line actually working!

here are some of them:
Lines that will get you slapped!

• "what's a nice girl-slash-boy like you doing in a bar-slash-dance-slash-brothel like this?" ( Sapphisticate says huh??)


• "I love every bone in your body...especially mine."


• "Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?"


• "You've got to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams I could only call you 'baby'."


• "Hi, you don't know me, but I dreamt about you last night and thought it only fair to introduce myself."


• "Say, haven't I had sex with you?"


• Your legs are like butter, so spread 'em."
  "Alright big girl"
  "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
  "The word of the day is legs; let's go upstairs and spread the word."
  "F**k me if I'm wrong, but haven't I seen you here before?"


• "Hello, I'm blind. May I get to know you by rythmically kneading your breasts?"

Stuff that might just work:

• " Hi, whats your name?"


• "What's your sign?"
  "Can I buy you a drink?"
  "Would you like to dance?"


• "Do you know wat would look good on you?...Me."


• "My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I."


• "What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?"


• Grin shyly and say "you look stunning tonight" and then walk away.


• "Do you know any good opening lines?"


• I like your hat (or other item of clothing)

and love or hate Mr Austin Powers (I love him!) here are some of his lines!

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy/(girl) in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Tescos, so I could ride you all day long for 10 pence.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are those real?

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
F@#k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm (Ms)Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
Do you wash your knickers in Windolene because I can see myself in them.
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

which works for you?

My favourite TV shows!

I have decided that I am obsessed with both Queer as Folk and The L Word, far better than real life!

Love these pics!

Dedication to me

The Touch by Rene' Vivien

The trees have kept some lingering sun in their branches, Veiled like a woman, evoking another time, The twilight passes, weeping. My fingers climb, Trembling, provocative, the line of your haunches.

My ingenious fingers wait when they have found The petal flesh beneath the robe they part.
How curious, complex, the touch, this subtle art-- As the dream of fragrance, the miracle of sound.

I follow slowly the graceful contours of your hips, The curves of your shoulders, your neck, your upappeased breasts.
In your white voluptuousness my desire rests, Swooning, refusing itself the kisses of your lips.


about the Poetess: (Wikipoedeia)
Renée Vivien, born Pauline Mary Tarn (June 11, 1877-November 18, 1909) was a British poet who wrote in the French language. She took to heart all the mannerisms of Symbolism, as one of the last poets to claim allegiance to the school. Her compositions include sonnets, hendecasyllabic verse, and prose poetry.
She lived lavishly, in Paris as an open Lesbian - she had affairs with the American Heiress Natalie Clifford Barney, Baroness Hélène de Zuylen at the same time shared a passionate correspondance with Kérimé Turkhan Pasha, both women ended the affair at approximately the same time, this drove the poetess to drugs, alcohol and sadomasochistic fantasties which she decided to indulge. Mysterious sexual escapades would leave her without rest for days. She would entertain guests with champagne dinner parties, only to abandon them when summoned by a demanding lover. Plunged into a suicidal depression, she refused to take proper nourishment, a factor that would eventually contribute to her death.
She died in 1909 at the tender age of 32 - cause of death alcoholism, drug abuse and anorexia nervosa.

sad dont you think? beautiful poetry...but as far as I am concerned her cause of death and after reading about the her life situations leading up to her death, having had some heartache in my life, this is a story that I have heard so many times and the lesbian life complete with its heartache, heartbreak, obsessions, suicidal depression, drug abuse, alcoholism and eating disorders is no different to that experienced in the new millenium!

Music was my first love....

Music has always been an influence in my life and will always be, I decided to make a list of my top favourite artists of all time, lesbian and not. In face I may even include a few good men! (my list is not in order of favourites)

1. Joan Armatrading: The weakness in me
2. Melissa Etheridge: I want to come over
3. I will survive: Gloria Gaynor
4. Insomnia: Faithless
5. Indigo Girls: Closer to Fine
6. Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun
7. Tatu: All the things she said
8. Sophie B Hawkins: Damn I wish I was your lover
9. K.d. Lang: Constant Craving
10. U2: Desire
11. Tori Amos: Cornflake girl
12. Joan Jett & the blackhearts: Crimson and Clover
13. Tracy Chapman: Fast car
14. They say its gonna rain: Hazel Dean
15. Kelly Clarkson: Since you've been gone
16. Celine Dion: Im alive
17. The cure: Lullaby
18. Nina Simone: my baby just cares for me
19. Sarah Mchlalan: Fallen
20. Bob Marley: Could you be loved
21. The Police: Every little thing she does is magic
22. Aretha Franklin: Respect
23. Tina Turner: River deep, mountain high
24. Pat Benatar: love is a battlefield
25. Cheryl Crow: first cut is the deepest
26. Alanis Morissette: You oughta know
27. Kate Bush: Running up that hill
28. Sade: By your side
29. Sinéad O'Connor: Nothing compares to U
30. Chrissie Hynde & the pretenders: Dont get me wrong
31. Madonna: Sorry
32.Annie Lennox: Little Bird
33. The B-52's: Love Shack
34. Diana Ross: Dance little lady dance
35. Wilson Phillips: Hold on
36. Pet Shop Boys: Its a sin
37. Evanescence: Bring me back to life
38. PJ Harvey: ??
39. Norah Jones: Come away with me
40. Dido: Life for rent
41. The Cranberries: Dreams
42. Nelly Futado: Maneater
42. Avril Lavigne: Girlfriend
43. Rihanna: Please dont stop the music
44. Tegan & Sara: so jealous
45. Amy Whinehouse: Rehab
46. Enya: Orinoco Flow
48. The Cardigans: lovefool
49. Christina Aguilera: Candyman
50. KT Tunstall: Suddenly I see
51. Gwen Stefani: Hey baby
52. Janice Joplin: Piece of my heart
53. Shakira: Hips dont lie
54. Natalie Imbrulia: Wrong Impression
55. Jewel: Hands
56. Morcheeba: Rome wasnt built in a day
57. Alicia Keys: I keep on fallin
58. Jem: They
59. Britney Spears: Gimme More
60. Kylie Minogue: Red Blooded Woman
61. Ella Fitzgereld: Summertime
62. Blondie: Heart of Glass
63. Susanne Vega: Tom's Diner
64. Diana Krall: Fly me to the moon
65. P!nk: Get the party started
66. Joss Stone: you had me
67. Joni Mitchell: Big Yellow Taxi
68. Michelle Branch: Goodbye to you
69. The Corrs: Radio
70. Beyonce: Naughty girl
71. Peaches: fuck the pain away
72. Beth Orton: stolen car

I need thirty more to complete!!!!!

lesbianism, feminisim and lesbianists feminists

I believe that there is a lot of confusion with regards to these concepts. Lesbians do not always identify themselves as feminists and feminists do not always identify themselves as lesbians.



In the 1970's according to some resources feminists wore plain white cotton underwear, wore short masculine haircuts and never shaved their legs or underarms, claiming that their looks refelcted their convictions, which were perceived as simply anti-family, anti-marriage, anti-children, and perhaps even anti-religion, not to mention anti-men.
Having their hair dyed, painting their nails, wearing make-up or dressing even slightly feminine meant that men would not take them seriously, would not see them as equals and therefore not gain their respect.
Feminism presented the family as a kind of prison, with a working career on the outside as a kind of liberation.
This did not take into account that for most people a family has always been the meaning of their life, the finding and creation of the closest relatives that a human being can have. Men did not go to work to enjoy the self-fulfillment of work. They went to work to support their families, often at jobs that they positively hated, or at least just tolerated for the sake of the income. Few men were so fortunate as to be doing something fulfilling or interesting that paid the bills at the same time.
While feminists lamented that women often give up years, or all, of their careers in order to have children, even men with hopes of a fulfilling career traditionally have often had to give up those hopes if they suddenly were responsible for a family.
Gloria Steinman according to the resources claims to have stated that a woman could in fact "have it all" a fullfilling career and a family to enjoy the fruits of what her career brought home.

Lesbian feminism is a cultural movement and critical perspective, most popular in the 1970s and early 1980s (primarily in North America and Western Europe) that questions the position of women and homosexuals in society. Some key thinkers and activists are Rita Mae Brown, Adrienne Rich, Audre Lorde, Marilyn Frye, Mary Daly, Sheila Jeffreys and Monique Wittig (although the latter is more commonly associated with the emergence of queer theory).

its a branched off movement from the 70's its key ideas were:

An emphasis on women's love for one another
Separatist organizations
Community and ideas
Idea that lesbianism is about choice and resistance
Idea that the personal is the political
A rejection of hierarchy in the form of role-playing and sadomasochism
A critique of male supremacy which eroticises inequality

Choice and social Constructivism: - lesbianism was a form for resistance to "man-made" institutions while sexual orientation was that of a consious choice to a situation.

Separtism: Contraversial key strategy, very extreme and even included male genocide - this was a small isolated view but did flourish with followers.
lesbian feminists put forward a notion of "tactical separatism" from men, arguing for and investing in things like women's sanctuaries and consciousness-raising groups, but also exploring everyday practices to which women may temporarily retreat or practice solitude from men and masculinity.

Women identified Woman: unlike the "man-hating butch dykes" which seems to stereotype most lesbians by men who cant get to sleep with a lesbian, these woman rejected female masculinity outright, the movement argued that "most forms of masculinity was problematic"

Womyn's culture: (according to Wikipoedia)
"Womyn" along with "wimin", "womin" were terms produced by parts of the lesbian feminist movement to distinguish it from men and masculine (or "phallogocentric") language.
the word 'Woman' is a derivative of the word 'Man' and therefore symbolised oppression by men. This movement discussed the greek goddesses and warrior womyn, the texts were mostly poetic.

Interestingly enough these movements opposed to both BDSM (bondage and sado masochism) and Transgenderism (surgical re-assignment) because they likened it to violence against women, unlike the views of today which is the inrichment of lives and sexual satisfaction of the individual's choice to practice what they want and desire and live the way they want and desire.

in summary, well in my opinion, I have to agree that alot of lesbians wear white underwear (actually these days we wear black underwear) and cut our hair short, but things have changed, lesbians in the new millenium know that they can have it all and although we do have our "butch dykes" who have been brought up by their fathers who grew up in the 40's -50's, with the "all women should be housewives", who dress in bover boots and have army haircuts, there are a great deal with girls that shave under their arms, wear perfume and are proud of being a woman and who loves a woman, cant we just let ourselves be?

"Sapphisticated cars"

Ever wondered what your car says about you? well here is my opinion of the cars that the lesbians drive:

Myself? I drive a very old Citi Golf, its red in coulour has 4 doors, the radio has been ripped out, its a little scratched and bumped, its comfortable to drive once you get a handle on the fact that it has no power steering and no aircon for those very cold winters or those steaming hot summers.

What I think it says about me? well, its red - so its fiery and hot! It has scratches and bumps which gives it character and says that I drive it ALOT, there is no power steering, which means that I have nice arm and hand muscles and the fact that it has non of the new functions seems to fit in with the fact that either I am a) poor and cant afford a new car or b) non-materialistic

Personally I would like to think that I am the latter, truthfully I would love a new car! (a Ferrari preferably! )

This cute little Peugot 206 belongs to my girlfriend! its small, sleek, metallic of colour, the roof can go down, its great for long distance travel, it has great sound, aircon and all the other gadgets of luxury, if I didnt know better when I met her I would have thought she was one of those materialistic "lipstick lesbians", upon knowing her, I cannot see her driving anything else, she is beautiful, stylish, well groomed, yet conservative and practical in her own way - a true match!

Some general cars of choice:

Ford Ranger: its rugged, functional, affordable, in South Africa this is also known as a bakkie - its tough enough for any butch to handle and she will be able to laod all her tools and still have space for her little girlfriend.

Jeep Wrangler: Great for off road travel, hikes, trails, camping but also lets not forget a drive on the beach with the dogs!

I love the caption of this picture! this is for that lesbian that left the husband with kids, cats, dogs, furniture and moved to another city in one day of course, to be with that gorgeous one night stand!

This is the BMW 3 series of course for those Sandton or LA Lipstick lesbian Kugels, complete with designer labels, long painted nails and hairspray so when driving their hair does not change shape or heaven forbid fall out of place.

and the Golf which most sporty, funky, "fast & furious" "Baby Dykes" drive! need I say more?

vampires vs witches

I have to admit I have always had a fascination with the women of the occult and other supernatural beings, in my personal opinion the sexiest women are the witches and the vampires who would have thought that those dark creatures of the night and those women who work their magic with cauldrons and wands, charms and spells were sexy, thanks to the movies and T.V. cults and occults are now being portrayed as cool and sophisticated and hot!