Thursday, March 6, 2008

"Sapphisticated cars"





Ever wondered what your car says about you? well here is my opinion of the cars that the lesbians drive:



Myself? I drive a very old Citi Golf, its red in coulour has 4 doors, the radio has been ripped out, its a little scratched and bumped, its comfortable to drive once you get a handle on the fact that it has no power steering and no aircon for those very cold winters or those steaming hot summers.



What I think it says about me? well, its red - so its fiery and hot! It has scratches and bumps which gives it character and says that I drive it ALOT, there is no power steering, which means that I have nice arm and hand muscles and the fact that it has non of the new functions seems to fit in with the fact that either I am a) poor and cant afford a new car or b) non-materialistic



Personally I would like to think that I am the latter, truthfully I would love a new car! (a Ferrari preferably! )




This cute little Peugot 206 belongs to my girlfriend! its small, sleek, metallic of colour, the roof can go down, its great for long distance travel, it has great sound, aircon and all the other gadgets of luxury, if I didnt know better when I met her I would have thought she was one of those materialistic "lipstick lesbians", upon knowing her, I cannot see her driving anything else, she is beautiful, stylish, well groomed, yet conservative and practical in her own way - a true match!



Some general cars of choice:







Ford Ranger: its rugged, functional, affordable, in South Africa this is also known as a bakkie - its tough enough for any butch to handle and she will be able to laod all her tools and still have space for her little girlfriend.







Jeep Wrangler: Great for off road travel, hikes, trails, camping but also lets not forget a drive on the beach with the dogs!


I love the caption of this picture! this is for that lesbian that left the husband with kids, cats, dogs, furniture and moved to another city in one day of course, to be with that gorgeous one night stand!




This is the BMW 3 series of course for those Sandton or LA Lipstick lesbian Kugels, complete with designer labels, long painted nails and hairspray so when driving their hair does not change shape or heaven forbid fall out of place.


and the Golf which most sporty, funky, "fast & furious" "Baby Dykes" drive! need I say more?

3 comments:

Hector Bracknell said...

As far as My Favourite Lesbian Couple and Their Cars go, truer words could not have been said!

*mwah* *mwah*

Anonymous said...

:-) ahhhhhhhhhhh I feel soooooooo lurvvvvvvved!

soulbrush said...

i'm a golf girl, but not a lesbian, so what does that say about me? hows the diet going? so glad dd is losing weight as well. hugs....