Pick ups and let downs!

I am not the greatest when it comes to picking up girls in clubs, pubs or anywhere else most of the women I have met, I think, were taken by my natural charm, wicked sense of humour and "bedroom eyes"! Actually I am not too sure how what caught their attention, I am just glad that it did.
I came across a few pick up lines and wondered if they ever worked? I have never used a line for fear of having a drink spilt, being slapped or worse the line actually working!

here are some of them:
Lines that will get you slapped!

• "what's a nice girl-slash-boy like you doing in a bar-slash-dance-slash-brothel like this?" ( Sapphisticate says huh??)


• "I love every bone in your body...especially mine."


• "Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?"


• "You've got to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams I could only call you 'baby'."


• "Hi, you don't know me, but I dreamt about you last night and thought it only fair to introduce myself."


• "Say, haven't I had sex with you?"


• Your legs are like butter, so spread 'em."
  "Alright big girl"
  "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
  "The word of the day is legs; let's go upstairs and spread the word."
  "F**k me if I'm wrong, but haven't I seen you here before?"


• "Hello, I'm blind. May I get to know you by rythmically kneading your breasts?"

Stuff that might just work:

• " Hi, whats your name?"


• "What's your sign?"
  "Can I buy you a drink?"
  "Would you like to dance?"


• "Do you know wat would look good on you?...Me."


• "My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I."


• "What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?"


• Grin shyly and say "you look stunning tonight" and then walk away.


• "Do you know any good opening lines?"


• I like your hat (or other item of clothing)

and love or hate Mr Austin Powers (I love him!) here are some of his lines!

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy/(girl) in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Tescos, so I could ride you all day long for 10 pence.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are those real?

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
F@#k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm (Ms)Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
Do you wash your knickers in Windolene because I can see myself in them.
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

which works for you?